ScumLife

“I truly wish I could speak your language… Señorita I’m just trying to find the words… to let you know I like the way your booty curves.”


Hahahahahahahaha!!!


This song is hilarious. Please download and enjoy and and support Devin The Dude because he is the man. For real, he’s just one of those one-of-a-kind artists who really knows how to balance his talent and soulful voice with his humility and sense of humor (no small feat). A lot of these so-called “serious artists” could learn a lot from Devin.


Download “El Grande Nalgas” from Landing Gear.


Have a great day!


= baje

We all piled into a rental car and went to dim-sum @ GOLDEN BAY SEAFOOD RESTAURANT in Brooklyn Chinatown the other day.

Apparently my grandmother’s old-formerly-all-Italian neighborhood is now part of Brooklyn Chinatown. To think, all those Ginzos thought they were moving up in the world by moving to places like Long Island, Staten Island and New Jersey, how wrong they were. But I can’t hate too much because I had a ball there.

Brooklyn Chinatown kicks Manhattan Chinatown’s ass. If ya don’t know now ya know.



Paul on Muppet-Mouth, Ol’ Nerty Bastad on lapdance. Happy Birthday Nert, don’t beat me up.



Baje One from Junk Science looking like he’s on the way to Lordz of Brooklyn tryouts. Don’t worry Baje, I’ll put a good word in with Mr. Kave’s for you.



I found these weird little things when I went back to B.C.T. a couple days later after getting a craving for a pineapple bun. I was like, “What are those freaky things with the exorcist heads? Oh shit, they swim?”

I always root for the underdog.

If the transforming robot game was baseball, Gobots would be the Mets.
Not the 86′ Mets, just the regular Mets.
Let’s go Mets.

Someone this to me last night.
It was too nice out today to stay home and blog. You should be outside right now.

I first heard this song on Kool Dj Red Alert’s show on 98.7 KISS FM. The part of Redman’s verse where he spazzes out may have been what made me want to rap.

Shouts to Long Island, abandoned buildings and blunt objects!